Saturday, August 22, 2009

An untold legacy

My nose is flowing,
cascading down my face like a river,
the more i leave it,the trail is growing,
damn i hate this cold and fever.

i don't bother to wipe my face,
i picture myself a slob,with no manners,
the last in this rat race,
damn,i wish i had some scanners.(say what??)

my face is filthy,
like an invalid,my snot is unwiped,
i don't care,and i don't feel guilty,
you bother so much,you make sure its wiped.

my story of snot,is not a tasteful one,
no man in the right mind would pass it on,
like a thousand untold stories,this would be one,
unless it's passed on,by a kind man named john.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Kk city

Well,i went to kk last friday.on the 14th..my main aim was to just meet friends,but somehow or the other ma forced me to attend an x ray seminar held at hotel promenade on her behalf..what cheek..i was the only non doctor there and the only one with the least chance of suffering from prostate cancer..But it didn't suck as bad as i thought it would..They even had quizzes for the doctors to do..which i was forced to take as well because i was there physically..But it was actually ok..not as bad as i thought it would have been.and i was not lost..they basically asked the anatomy of the chest,and pathologies related to it..pathology part was new to me,because i only have it in second year..But anat part was not bad at all..pretty basic anatomy..

Thank god for paying attention in class...Beside me was doctor roslan..he's from lahad datu too,an old timer and a veteran in LD..His clinic is just a few blocks away from ma's..He's a nice man,simple with no airs about him..he told me how he had to give up his clinic branch to someother doctor as the doctor employed by him to run his clinic,just stopped without notice..i felt for him..And we spoke about a bunch of other things..i was glad though when it ended,i felt i had my life back..the unboring part that is..

Anyway,in kk we met up with azizi,ann her bf etc..Kk's packed with souls man..
but it was ok..i just wished there were more of us.hmm...maybe next time..

dammit,i sense my stay in malaysia is coming to an end..i shall miss the happy times.
bye.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

A wanderer's tale.


sup g!,Hmm..well,i don't really have any concrete substance to write about..let me just beat around the bush and see what i can conjure up..

well as you know,im here..in lahad datu..damn i missed this place..its been 7 months since i came back..and heck yeah i missed it..well..it's ok..But i kinda realize, this place is pretty,umm how can i put this aptly..mundane,without peers..Sufri is coming back tommorow..He came from manchester around a month back.I would have met him earlier if i didn't go to australia..Oh well..stuff happens..But he is coming back tommorow thought..so i guess that's better...

But what i really want is,to go to kk..ann's there..omg,i miss her too..it's been ages since i saw her..sanjay left for england today..and will be back 10 days later..a big whoop for him..lol..atlast he's goin out of the country..as for me,well i shudder of the thought of goin back to india..hmm..i mean..well..blah,i dont know..I hate to comprehend situations like this..Id rather be blissfully ignorant in my own little world..Where i can skip around the daisy filled meadows,prancing about in my loin cloth..surrounded by cherubs and singing muffins..oh oh,and doughnuts too..
oh how they would sing songs about me..and i'll frolic with them all day long..nibbling them bit by bit..and they wont even mind..hmm talking about cherubs,I'd spank them till their little cheruby bums turn carmine red..*cough cough*..note to self,refrain from spilling the beans on fantasies..

Anyway moving on..it seems this swine flu is getting out of hand..i wish captain planet was here...he'd know what to do..when your powers combine,i am captain planet..hmm funny thing is,i always hated that show..i thought it was crap and a waste of airtime..But somehow now,i do silently wish he was real..like omg,swine flu could be that pig man in the show,you guys remember?..the grotesque being,with a pot belly and the head of a pig.?..and a mohawk if my memory serves me right..
ugh,how the heck did he even come to being?..yuck,was his parents like half man,half pig..thats appalling..downright sick..things they show kids..tsk tsk..

i just feel like writing though..cuz i am that bored now..it seems my house has become funsentral for rats,like a genting highlands for rats and their families.the cool spot,where the coolest rats come to hangout..it's like the who's who of rats are up there in my attic..smoking their joints and drinking from their goblets..sometimes it actually sounds like the rats are having their annual Olympics up there..running about and shit..And i guess they're all well fed..sometimes it sounds like you got freakin cats up there..i swear im gona hunt each and everyone of them and blow their brains out with a shotgun..only bummer is..i don't have one.
oh well,gota start looking then...bye!..

The yucky bucket

once there was this man who had bucket with him..
And in the bucket,was yuck..alot of it.
hence the bucket of yuck..
Then the man died..story over
Tragic..

Here's a lame story my dad used to tell me when i was small.

once there was this dog named rover,
and the story is over..

my dad the story teller..*sigh..

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

20 things about me that wouldn't really make a difference to the world

1.My favourite colour is black

2.stupid touching movie scenes/news articles make me tear up easily..

3.I got abducted once

4.I sometimes call home from india just to ask bout my dogs.then i hang up.

5.Im a test tube baby

6.i moved to sabah when i was a day old

7.My heart does not beat regularly.

8.I dont believe in one religion,i believe in the value's of all.

9.i believe in karma.once i fell in the drain,and my friend laughed at me.the next day he fell in a drain.

10.i love planes..like a little bit too creepily.

11.I misspell words a whole lot.

12.I believe death is fated.

13.I detest racism..everyone is the same..the only difference is our skin tone.our blood is still red.

14.I abhor those with no manners.

15.Id prefer a beautiful car to a beautiful woman.

16.i clam up in the presence of girls i dont really know.

17.i love cooking,just as much as eating.

18.i rememeber useless info easily,like snails have teeth and turtles can breathe through their bums.

19.I always tend to bite my straw after im done with a drink.every single time.

20.I think i have either lemon tea of tomato ketchup running through my arteries.

21.i cant count/ do maths..

Sunday, August 2, 2009

chronicles of Perth,Australia.

so yeah,on 23rd zahrin and i went to kl sentral.,he taking a train back home,
and i a train to klia..we had lunch at the chicken rice shop..it was nice...After biding
our goodbyes and promises to meet again,we left for our separate ways..
I reached klia at around 3.Met up with the rest of my family members and proceeded to check in and stuff.

after bording the aircraft which was supposed to take us to perth,we got an announcement,that something was up
with the planes cargo door..after an hour just sitting in the plane,we were told the plane would not be taking off to perth,
and we had to switch planes.with the other plane departing at 7.45pm(our flight was supposed to be at 6pm)..So after all that was said and done,
we left to perth..we landed at around 1am local time.which is the same time as malaysia..no time difference there..omg,i froze my ass off.it was 4 celcius..even the orang putihs
were shocked.haha..poor souls!..i could sense them eyeing my jacket enviously..boo them.and yes,my joints would not move and my skin stung..ugh..anyway we got on our way to the apartments we rented..it was a quaint place..

but i still missed kl badly though..I spent the whole of the next day sleeping..funny,i didnt have any reason of jet lag or anything..but i just did..lol.
and the day after,25th..was spent wandering perth city..this place is laid back..people are real nice..atleast the ones we met..we went to some museums,the jetty,barrack docks or something.
and took the bus aimlessly,with no real goals or motives..just cuz it was free i guess...but it was a good way to get about and see the place i guess..The entire day was freezing.every moment i got,was spent basking
under the glorious rays of the sun..which until kl was the target of my rage for broiling me under its heat..i take it all back dear old sun,i love you..atleast in perth..without you,id be nothing but an indian icecicle.

Anyway,that was that for the 1st day..something struck me as odd though,perth has alot of asians..chinese,viets,thais,indians all of em..and bums..alot of bums too..
but mostly alot of chinese..well yeah.you'd see a kumar eyeing you from head to toe once inawhile,or a very vary raj light up upon seeing another indian..but yeah,less of them though..probably all of em are hiding in
those 2 dollar stores or something..you'll see alot of indians there..but yeah,2nd day was spent at the zoo..it was ok..kangaroos were a rip off though,they were 3 of the beasts..all looked wasted..They didnt even move.
sigh..And those damn koalas were sleeping..They look dead though..those rascals..i was so tempted to shake the tree till they fell down and splattered all over the ground..But against the zoo's rules it seems..whatever.
the other days were spent in freemantle,and rottness island..that island was off the hook..we hired bikes and just cycled around.it was ait..

The thing is,perth is a wonderful city..it's pretty laid back,and id highly recomend it either people wanting to migrate to or just wanting to visit..people dont give 2 shits about you here..i like it that way.But they are
really2 polite..Even hobo's..It is an idylic getaway,unlike the hustle and bustle of melbourne and sydney..It's layout is pretty similiar to the US though,very2 similiar,it was like being in the states again.sigh.And public transportation is a nice way to get around..

Besides that,it was nice to see proton cars around..gen 2's and satria's and stuff..
bla bla bla..ok fastforward to departure day..
we left our apartment at like 8 in the night..in this taxi van vehicle..
ok ok,taxi guys can be deceiving..and never,never ever look down upon one..
our taxi guy spoke in halting english,but still ok we could understand him perfectly..we thought nothing much of it,till we got to talking..Thats when we discovered he was doing his PhD in bacterialogy and was already an aussie permanent resident after just 2 years..he hailed from istanbul,turkey,did his masters in germany and came to Australia..so yeah,next time dont be so quick to judge your taxi dude..
through out the journey we could sense his passion in work..he sung nothing but praises for the germans about how hardworking they were..And branded the aussies and the english as lazy alchoholics..well in australia,banks dont work on saturdays and everything stops at 5 in the evening..As for the germans,they build everything,in his own words fakctories!,facktories everywhere!!,they germans vverry hardworking people!!...lol,His name was hans..nice chap..

So after all said and done,we boarded out flight to kl..took around 5 hours to kl..in kl i had an earlier flight to kota kinabalu..The rest of my family came in a later flight..
omg i got to go in a boeing 777!!..at last..the elusive plane..They usually use the 777 range for long haul flights and dont usually use it from kl to kk.because it not cost effective for a short journey..But this 777 was en route to tokyo from kl with a stop over in KK..so walaah!,i got to go on it..haaah..BLiss...in the plane,i was seated by this man who i think,thought he was the only person on the plane..because he made himself very very comfortable real quick..probably he thought he was in his own bedroom or something,because he actually had his complementary blanket covering his whole body,from head to toe.serious!..like you do when your feeling cold in your own room..i was like,dude..seriously..But he was nice enough to offer me the peanuts he got..After that,it didnt really matter much to me if he wanted to do a cabaret in the draft..lol.so yeah,after that i reached home 15 hours later..and slept..
Anyway,all in all,perth was a nice place..But ive had enough of air travel for the time being..time to kick back and relax..well that's all folks...

The chronicles of Kuala lumpur

As i promised in that weird last blog of mine,here are the updates.i thought id put pic's in this one..see im upgrading in life too..
p/s:.ill suck your brains out with a straw!!!..*cough cough* i mean,enjoy the blog..ehehe....

well,i made a sweet break for freedom on the 19th..at 8 pm to be exact
laks and i shared a cab that took us to bangalore international airport.
All of the malaysians in our class were there..And some of the seniors too.
we reached around 9 pm..our flight was at 1 am..so after the w
hole fracas of checking in and stuff,
it was time for us to board the aircraft..the trusty ol airbus A330-300 (Did i mention i have a freakishly weird fascination for planes?)

so yeah..the flight was around 4 hours..we reached KLIA at around 8 am on the 20th..I couldnt wait to meet her,
i knew she was around the airport somewhere,so after eagerly going through immigration and customs,
i went in search of her,after walking around the airport for sometime then i did,
so so beautiful,just as i left her..her fragrance,so tempting,just as i remembered it..
her skin so soft,and everything bout her made my whole body go haywire,yes,burger king's whopper..so delicous!..LOL.

It was like a reunion made in heaven..i ordered the set and proceeded to pig out..soooo good..uuuh..
lol..So yeah,after that i took the klia express train to kl sentral..I arrived around 10..and had to buy a new number first
so after that got over,i made my way to my hotel.i didnt really want to get my hopes up high,considering ma booked it.
.here's the hotel,and it's surroundings...ugh..
Tadaaa!

ok screw that,uploading pictures seem to be taking to much of my life..ill just write.*sigh*
Hey atleast i got one in there..

Apparently i didnt need a taxi to the hotel..The bus conductor dude who rolled his eyes at me said so,whn i asked him.
so i just walked down a bit,and tadaaa!!,there it was down the road..but my god the heat,sweet mother of pearls!!..i was soaking wet.
it's as if i took a bathe and forgot to wipe my self..so i got my keys,all while i was almost drowning in my own sweat,and went up to my room
.it was ok..well no,it was below average..it stank of some weird chemical..but ah.who cared i just needed the air conditioning real bad..
so after all was said and done,i got adjusted pretty quick..the 1st thing on my to do list---> make a new passport..so at around 11,i made my
way to pusat damansara utama,where the passport thingy place was located.It didnt require to much hassles though..just sweet and simple.
they have this new kiosks thingamajig..where you dont have go through an immigration dude person..you just drop your documents in this kiosk,
and come collect it 2 hours later..so after all said and done.i got my new passport..i gave the new details to ma so she could do my visa
and i had the whole day ahead to myself.i went back to the hotel,with all my friends being busy,decided to take a well needed nap..aaah..so good.
ok ok.lets cut to the good tantalizing juicy stuff,ok so yeah,at around 1 am ( i was still up,actually watching a p.ramlee's movie lol) someone tried opening
my door..i just left it,thinking some poor sap was lost.but apparently the poor sap was either not lost,or really2 stupid because he tried opening my door around 3 times.
so yeah,after the alarm bells rang,i just had to see the jackass..so peeping through the peep hole( whadya think,id actually go out and see?) i saw this figure walking away,which
for a fleeting moment,made me think "oi,apa ni..tak pakai seluar ka ni?..(he had no shirt on either)",i didnt get a clear picture..and then he passed by again
.this to to reconfirm my initial findings..yes the piece of trash was stark naked..apparently high on something.he just went around testing the doors..
ok this creeped the hell outa me..i called the reception.they sent this bouncer dude who told the freak off..and thus,ended his naked frolic along the corridors..one word..freak..
The next couple of days were filled with fun with friends (minus naked drunks)..we met up,picked up where we left of last year..god,it's been a year since i saw them..
in bangsar was the best,in this coffee shop devi's corner,(it was even packed at 2 am) i spent my time main mata with this one girl..lololol..ok she was really cute..malay probably.
haha i was heartbroken when we left..sob..maybe she was too..lol..but yeah,i can still remember her face..haha..ok moving on..we, consisting of zahrin and sanjay met up with syarifah anis for her
bday..my god,the modelling world must be treating her good,cuz she's jawdropingly gorgeous now.i mean she always was but,now..damn..oh by the way,we date back to 2000,when we were mere 13 year
old's..she's doing well for herself,with a sweet ride and all..it was nice of her to come though..we met up at swensons at subang parade..we just spent the time cracking jokes..just like old times.
haaaah...It was nice too meet up with all of them..
then we parted ways and went around town..came back at 3 rambled for a bit and slept at 5..then sanjay went back..so it was just zahrin and i..

To be continued.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Kehadiran yang terunggul kini suda tiba.

*bzzt bzzzt*-------transfering message-------

...hello people of earth..before asking you kindly to take me to your master,
i have to notify ya'll,that i shall be updating this blog shortly..as in maybe few days from now..
because,despite being a supreme being of immense power and wisdom,i have lack of control over your so called TMnet.,The puny corporation that so calls,supplies your broadband connection.I shall have it destroyed for being an impudent nuisance to my quest of conquering your souls and sucking your brains out to be consumed by the children of my people..
Be at peace humans,for judgement shall be delivered swiftly with least pain..ok i lied,with alot of pain.!!..your limbs shall be torn away from your bodies by the deathly bulls of hell.and your soul ripped out by the tainted templers themselves..
you will be nothing but an empty shell,your bodies left to rot, waiting to be consumed by the dark worms in the deepest,darkest bowels of hells..
bask in your shortlived freedom humans..for the end is near..

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