sms between friends

Me: dude,you wana get sumtin to eat?..isit raining to hard?.
(no answer)

Me:Get up you bum,how long u gona sleep?

Tarun:its raining,im too tired

Me: fag

(after 15 minutes,he realizes he's hungry)

Tarun: you had dinner?

Me:planin to..

Tarun:where at?

Me:mess..y?u?

Tarun:No its raining,i wanna eat but dont wana get a worse cold

Me:then die of starvation

Tarun: i hate you

Me:wat u wana do then?,u want meds?..decide cuz my mess is gona close soon

Tarun:no,you go eat,ill get meds?..casino(name of restaurant),ill come..

Me:goin to casino then?..ill parcel(tapau),cuz my laundry guy is comin.

Tarun:actually sorry,no casino.i just opened my door..it's too cold..ill just call in or sumtin.

Me:you're retarded.

Tarun:you call me anymore bad names,i swear ill call the police

Me:mongoloid faggot,im waiting..

Tarun;what does that even mean?..fag.

Me:mongoloid is the derogatory term for someone with down's.

Tarun:oh,thats harsh..haha.

Me;exactly..

(2 hours later the power goes out at his place)

Tarun:yo,did the power go out at our place too..

Me:no,just now it did..isit gone in your place now?

Tarun:yeah its been gone for 2o mins now

Me:you know what happens when the lights go out right..It'll crawl out from your closet and toilet..so beware of your private's

Tarun: you know what happens when i dont talk to you?,you dont have any friends.

Me:you know what happens when you dont talk to me?,you dont have any friends

Tarun:dude,i just said that..you cant use the same dialog on me

Me:read and understand it.it's changed..jackass..

Tarun:same thing plus you suck stupid,leave a sick guy alone and go hang yourself

Me:infidel..dont die from your disease tonight..i still need you to borrow stuff from..


*La Fin*