A day in the life of me

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ME

AM:
6.15: get up..curse classes for starting at 8.then press snooze

6.30:Get up(for real)..still cursing..curse even more because wonderful dream did't end yet

6.40:go to the bathroom..brush teeth and bathe..then get scared cuz reanacted some old scary movie in head.quickly finish and run out.

7.20:Back in my room,dress up..sit on the bed..curse classes.wish the lecturers get diarrhoea the whole week,then laugh to self at thought of that.

8.00:go to mess..feel sory for self after seeing what's for breakfast.and pray i dont get poisoned.

8.10:go to college..(cursing all the way)

8.20:reach..find my affiliates..group up.talk crap bout stuff that happend in the past 16 hours that we didn't see eachoter.

8.35:class start..feel sleepy at the first glimpse of lecturer..start dreaming bout angelina jolie.

9.35:after agonizing hour,run out for 10 minutes of freedom..(before next soul sucking/happiness draining lecturer turns up)..talk to friends bout how boring class was.

9.40:next torture starts..immediatly brain shut's down due to boredom.(lecturer doesn't help)..wake up when lecturer starts walking up and down the aisle.starts jotting notes down furiously to avoid being called up to answer questions.

10.40:torture ends for now..immediatly make a run for freedom and fresh air.savour the little things, i.e.a flower,a bee,a funny leaf (thing's i wouldn't normally give a crap about during holidays).

10.45: next torture starts..try to stay focused..doesn't work..start drawing pictures and passes to friend sitting beside..crack up at funny pictures..commend friend's artistic gift( even though drawing consist's of only stick figures doing lewd stuff)..do that entire class.

11.30:theory torture ends for day..start practical torture..

PM:
1.15: practical finishes...run to canteen to eat.Hunger is to overwhelming,start to hallucinate about fairies..

2.00:go to washroom..wash face..tell self to be strong for next 2 hours

2.15: go to dissection..say hi to dead body..body doesn't say hi back.wishes it would..sit beside body..wait for friends..in mean time tell cadaver bout pathetic day.

3.00: postgraduate comes to teach us stuff..ask's us to answer stuff,as each student tries to hide behind eachoter..

3.30:finish with explaining..we get to sit down..talk and chit chat..pretend to be engrossed in book when lecturer/PG passes by.

4.15:classes are over..

4.30:back in room...change,go exercise..

6.00:back in room..go bath..meet's friend in bathroom,talk..

6.30:back in room..study..(or attempt too).

8.00: go to mess,sigh at the array of generic food..does not whet the appetite..eats to stay alive

8.30..back in room..dream..study..

10.00.:online.(if internet's ok)..then feel sleepy.

AM:
12.00:go to bathroom,brush teeth..pee..feel disgusted at sight of toilet..curse everyone for having hygiene level of pigs.

12.30:off lights..pretend to not hear friend knocking door..friend goes away..feel's at peace..curse classes the next day..go to sleep...