*bzzt bzzzt*-------transfering message-------
...hello people of earth..before asking you kindly to take me to your master,
i have to notify ya'll,that i shall be updating this blog shortly..as in maybe few days from now..
because,despite being a supreme being of immense power and wisdom,i have lack of control over your so called TMnet.,The puny corporation that so calls,supplies your broadband connection.I shall have it destroyed for being an impudent nuisance to my quest of conquering your souls and sucking your brains out to be consumed by the children of my people..
Be at peace humans,for judgement shall be delivered swiftly with least pain..ok i lied,with alot of pain.!!..your limbs shall be torn away from your bodies by the deathly bulls of hell.and your soul ripped out by the tainted templers themselves..
you will be nothing but an empty shell,your bodies left to rot, waiting to be consumed by the dark worms in the deepest,darkest bowels of hells..
bask in your shortlived freedom humans..for the end is near..
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