A madman's rant.

know what i hate?..those bumholes who think they can sing,and keep repeating that one line like they're bloody stuck in a bloody loop,and think people are falling over themselves to hear those **%#@@# sing their raspy out of tune crap..god!!...and they don't just sing quietly to themselves for their own freaking ears!!..no no,oh that would be too selfish wunnit?..noooo..they tend to yell that crap out of their lungs for the whole freaking universe to hear..And I'm sure,in their delusion,they think they're hitting every single note flawlessly..what the hell man..I'd rather listen to someone having diarrhea than have to listen to that nonsense they sing..sometimes it's so bad,it sounds like a cross between a cow getting run over and a a person getting impaled..

Oh how i hate the hostelites so much..Every single day i wake up with hope that everyone would move out..And couldn't be happier when the actually do..I'm sure they stay up late together conniving,how to irritate the heck out of me..This one pg in front of my room loves to take my laptop as and when he wishes..he loves my "chess" game..the piece of shit..it's come to a point i have to hide my laptop somewhere and cook up a story then and there when he asks for it..like, oh, my (imaginary)cousin took it somewhere far far away,like Bhutan or sumtin and won't be back till next month.It's so sad actually,it's my goddamn property and i have to hide it.. it pisses me off so much..

And I'm a bit worried bout myself,cuz each time i pass the rooms of people i detest to the very core.i have thoughts..evil thoughts..like locking their doors from outside and setting their rooms on fire kinda thoughts..or letting rabid dogs loose in their room and locking the door from outside..But alas..I'm not allowed too..by law..

guess i have to deal with it..and another thing i HATEEEE,loathe,detest!whatever u wanna call it,is their usage of the word sexy..Their call every single freaking thing sexy.ex:,

me:yo dude,hows that chilly chicken you got?any good?
Pig:it's sexy dude!,first class.
me:WTH..sexy chicken???..

Me:how's that new phone u got?
pig:dude,sexy phone dude.it can do everything except iron my clothes..
Me:whaa?s

Me:yo bro,how was your test?..you answer ok?
Pig:it was sexy dude,i answered everything right down to my mothers age..
Me:heh?..

You see..sigh..i gota take a cold shower,maybe i'll drown myself standing under the shower long enough...bye..