Saturday, November 28, 2009

Things i hate version 2.0

Here are more additions to the million other things in life,that i can't stand..Enjoy.

well,you know what i really really despise when im,just in the bathroom?..well it's like this..When im brushing my teeth,not a single soul would be present when i don't have toothpaste foam(whatever you call it) in my mouth yet..But as soon as i put that that brush in my mouth and start brushing,out of nowhere,(im guessing they hide in the cubicles) someone or the other would pop out and start engaging me in conversation..Do you freaking know,how freaking hard it is to talk with a brush and foam in your mouth??..It like's you have a cotton ball in your mouth..and as soon as you start talking,foam starts to drip from your mouth making it seem like you suffer from facial nerve palsy or some shit like that..And these %#@&!,they'll start asking you your whole life's story.."oh so u mean,your fathers grandpa is from india,meaning your grandpa and dad were born in india,making you a third generation indian??,i don't get that,but i thought your dad and you are Malaysians?please explain,so you're a Malay??"..for the love of christ,why can't i be asked this when i you know,am not brushing my goddamn teeth???...@#$%&!!!!..rageeeeeeeeeeee!!!god!!!..

And another thing i can't stand..is how these people just shamelessly stare at you when all of us are brushing our teeth.i'll be brushing and shit,and you just feel someones lookin at you,and when you turn,lo and behold some weirdo is staring right down to your soul while brushing his teeth..worse is when they're peeing in the urinals just parallel to the sink and stare at you..im like wtf yo?..and they'll just be like,hehe nothing..i can feel my bp rising..every single time...gosh..

But yeah,another thing is when you enter a quiet bathroom..and some jackass(in the loo,normally cubicles) gets air of it,and immediately in a split of a second,starts belting out some gay ass Hindi love song..Those *%#$@ seriously think i want to listen to that crap they yell out from their throats..I can't even stand that shit when real singers sing it on TV..what more,when some hillbilly degenerate sings it..The thing is,every single one of them think they're gifted with a voice akin to a nightingale.And the thing is,every single one of them couldn't be more wrong..seriously one day,I'm gonna douse them with petrol and set fire to their asses..dear lord..

Anyway,gota run,ill update this thing when i remember more...i sure hope the bathroom is empty now..god..till then..smell ya'll later..

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