Well here comes the time i sit ya'll down and talk about stuff i read in the news..
The one thing i like to do when i have time is to read the news..no not that crappy over hyped Indian papers,where,all they talk about is how amazingly the Indian cricket team plays..But yeah,i read the STAR ONLINE..
So i came upon a few articles worth reading..Like the one about the school of terror somewhere in Rawang,KL..apparently the school is more like a training camp for thugs..Even the teachers and residents nearby piss in their pants at the antics of these kids..These fools even have "happy hours" on Fridays IN the school compound..Now if you ask me,these punks didn't get enough beats when they were growing up..spare the cane,and spoil the child..in this case these punks should have been whipped like a stubborn donkey holding up traffic..They even molest and in one case,raped their school mate..also sexually assaulted..IN the freaking school compound..Pigs.They have triads and gangs IN the school..what the hell..teachers are shit scared of these little demons..and sadly,most of them are indian..damn..majority were Chinese,followed by Indians and then the Malays..what a shame..kids these days.
Well the second interesting story was about a 19 year old kid..who had amassed debts amounting to RM 8 million..yes 8 million freaking ringgit!!..being the son of a millionaire,he used to follow his dad to gambling sessions,mainly football bets and got hooked..so instead of advising his ass,TADAAAA!,give him his own credit limit then...wth!!!.."son,today you are a man,go,go bet and make me proud,sniff sniff"..he started when he was 16,and 3 years later..there you go..waist deep in debt..
well what else,yeah a dad was sentenced to 20 years in jail for raping his daughter since she was 5..5!!! dammit..which beast would find it in their heart to assault a baby..Animals,as far as i know.have their own natural instincts to protect their young..not this one i guess..Damn..humans could seriously learn a thing or two from animals yo..let's hope he rots in prison..the baby rapist..In the US. prison system.there's an unwritten code among the inmates,that felons who rape or murder a child,will NOT be tolerated and WILL be given hell for his act..Let's hope Malaysian inmates don't have the "tidak apa" attitude,and give him hell for it..gosh..
oh oh,and i have to talk about the MIC(Malaysian Indian crackheads) fiasco..LOL much..it's like the circus came early to town..and never left..Those fools seriously think,they're in this huge "Babbas and u" Sunday evening movie/drama scene..Every single one of them..so sad.no wonder everyone lost faith in the ruling party..Everyone wants a piece of the cake..But no one wants to share..But what ever it is,I'll always thank samy vellu for the endless Internet jokes..Here are some to end this blog,enjoy:
1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"
2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed bout indian kids taking drugs, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`(eew samy,eew)
3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"(dada= chest)
4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini",
one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."(dara= virgins)
) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually it's "saudara-saudari")
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"( samy,you so naughty" LOL)
"saya berasa bangga dapat melihat pusat-pusat jururawat yang cantik-cantik.".upon opening ceremony for nursing training center
"Saya tidak setuju dan menentang sekeras2nya tuduhan PAS memanggil kami kapir ..."
Ucapan Samy Vellu sempena kepulangan angsakawan Dr. Sheikh Mudzafar,
"Kita rasa bersyukur kerana angkawasan kita yang telah MENINGGAL DUNIA selama 10 hari telah selamat DIKEBUMI."
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Samy Vellu and his Stamps
When Samy Vellu completed 25 years of his role as a politician over M'sia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He insisted the stamp to be of international quality. When the stamps were duly released, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Samy Vellu.
He said: "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"
Sammy Vellu and his old boss, Mahathir
General Musharaf, Samy Vellu, Mahathir and Gloria Arroyo are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Arroyo and Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Samy Vellu is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Musharraf is thinking: "These Malaysians are all crazy after Arroyo. Samy must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Arroyo is thinking: "Samy must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped."
Samy is thinking: "Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss Arroyo, she thought it was me and slapped me."
Mahathir is simply thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Samy again."
Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.
Lagi-lagi Samy
Samy: "…Bagi saya, ini semua adala satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.
Kita sepatutnya tida hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka perigi
matahari. Barulah USA, Russia,itu semua manyak respek sama kita…."
Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi
sana ?
Samy: Cit, podah! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun
jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang,
manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk……
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samy vellu and sign Language
Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw
and was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he was,
he continued his grand tour.
On the last week of his visit, the RTM crew was present for
his press conference. Although unable to speak, Samy insisted
sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.
Samy caught a chicken and showed it to camera. He next took
a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag
and displayed in front of the camera.
Dr Ling was the first to see the video clips. He said, "Samy
is telling us that India has insufficient food because he
showed us chicken and goat, and he wants Malaysia to donate
bags of rice."
The senator watched silently then said, "No lah!...what Samy
trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK!!!"
The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the man for
an explanation.
The Senator reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG!!!"
("I am coming back!!!" in Indian accent)
Oh and recently,there's actually a new movement against poor old samy..and is actually called GAS (gerakan anti samy)....LOL samy,they love you..they actually do!!..lol..im no hater nor do i care about what these people do..as long as someone's running the country properly im all good..plus i love a good laugh once in awhile..LOL..bye ya'll.
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