how to deactivate facebook...*and not die of heartache later*

Well as many would not have noticed,due to my ability of being very plain and uneventful,i recently deactivated my facebook..for exams purposes..so here is my gift to the world,how i managed to delete facebook..and not die after..if i can,you can too!.go team!.

step:
1) The need to deactivate fb should arise..usually an external stimulant is necessary,*leprosy of the hands,fingers bitten off by rabid dog,in a state of irreversible coma,had to sadly be a victim of a hit and run and now lost the ability to use a computer etc etc..and in my case,exams..just as bad.*

2) say you will delete your facebook..post it on facebook if you want.comments like,:you won't ever do it,you're married to facebook,you don't have the guts",should be ignored at all times..unless if you really are..like me..:(

3)fix a time to delete your account..in my case was 8pm at night.(actual time of deleting was 4 hours later)

4) cry a little when the time draws nearer..it's ok to cry..let facebook know it wasn't it's fault,and that you're to blame..*

5) cry harder with an hour left on the clock..beg fb's forgiveness..tell fb that you'll never forget it and WILL be back soon..and that you are scum.

6) prolong for another 10 minutes when the time comes,repeat for about 6 times.*while still crying*

7) go to facebook..think of all the people who won't even realize you're gone.then miss them..even miss those random 50 strangers who are on your friends list..

8) use all the power invested in you and go to the accounts section on your top right,and go to accounts settings..hyperventilate and break out in a cold sweat when your eyes find those dirty words that say DEACTIVATE ACCOUNT..

9) move your mouse over the DEACTIVATE ACCOUNT setting..pee your pants in fear when you think how sore fb will be..but think again of exams.and pee yourself harder..do all this while yelling gibberish as the pressure of your fingers get stronger and stronger while over the left click button.

10)And finally,as painful as ending a life, Your facebook has now been deactivated.congrats.you 1-fb 0.......


Being strong is the key to a facebook deletion..But at the end of the day,it will always be good to know that you CAN beat the powers of Fb and the net..
so good luck to you guys out there!..

regards,..