Dogs.

Well it's official..i think i own the worlds dumbest dogs..i mean come on.you'd expect your dog to have some brains at least..sadly mine doesn't..A potato could outwit my dogs if it tried hard enough

here's the thing,when you decide one fine day,that you're gonna share your life with a canine.you'd expect it to at least do a good job at being a guard dog.mine sorely lacks any interest in being one.every time a visitor/stranger shows up at the doorstep.these dogs sit motionless,indifferent to the visitor.i sometimes have to prod it with a stick to check if they're alive.and as a Que for it to start barking or well.breathing..And like now,at 11 pm at night..when the streets are as still as it is quiet,with no sign of life within a kilometer radius,these damn things start barking and what not..one would think they're defending the house against crazed assassins hell bent on massacring the family.one would be disappointed though..my dogs probably have voices in their heads,or are probably bipolar or plain psychotic..That's my conclusion for their incompetent house guarding attributes..They'd probably be as competent as a sack of week old cabbages..sad to say.but yes..i believe if they were human,they would probably be hillbillies..running around in overalls and mud wrestling each other..on another note, these dogs breed as fast as rats.every 6 months when I'm home for the holidays.a new batch of puppies are born..sharing the same intelligence quotient as their parents sadly..they're cute until they grow up..then they just become,sneaky trash stealing, garbage eating,bath hating freeloaders..i wash my car faster than bathing those dogs..i should just hose them down with the garden hose,as recommended by a dear friend..that will teach them to take me and their baths for granted..unappreciative brutes..

till then..goodnight.