Understanding me is like learning to ride a bike..
you might not get it at first.but once you do,you'll never forget how to...:)
You're like a Rubik's cube.cuz when i finally have one side figured out,
i come to realize the 5 other sides aren't.
Talking sense to you is like fishing with a torn net,no matter how many fish i catch,they always get away at the end.
Trusting you is like trusting a rat to watch your cheese..it'll just never happen.
pissing of your girl is like a lone warthog pissing off an entire pride of hungry lions..you'll lose,trust me..
To some,getting over guilt is like pulling a Katana out of their hearts,to others,guilt shmilt,I'm getting me a katana!.
When life gives you lemons,use it to squirt lemon juice into your enemy's eye.
Pluto can't possibly be as cold as that heart beating in your chest.
Tears are a woman's greatest weapon...and probably a well concealed handgun.
If caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse,never give out your calling card.:P
A relationship is like crossing a busy highway,choose your path carefully and you end up safe on the other side.but one wrong step,and you'll end up under an 18 wheeler.
Idiots who chase wealth,power,popularity etc,are like dogs chasing cars.cuz once they get hold of some,they won't know what to do with it..
Marriage is another way of saying, "Player one has signed off..forever."
Never piss an elephant off after telling it your name. :P
it's probably not a good idea to stare at the sun,you'll get thirsty.
the moon is not a round piece of cheese..
retarded people who think they know it all are like lemurs jumping off a cliff.cuz no matter how much they think they're right,they're just gona fall splat somewhere at the end of the day..
If a talking frog tells you, you owe him money,don't believe him..
people who are handicapped aren't retarded.people who laugh at them are.
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