How to make an evil lime

Evil limes(not affiliated to evil pumpkins/jack 'o' lantern) were known to have existed right after the big meteor shower that killed the dinosaurs.in fact,not known to many,those meteors were made up of evil limes who tirelessly traversed the galaxies in search of a new home,after their original abode,Limopia was destroyed by the marauding lettuce clan..living in Limopia,the limes were an idyllic and peaceful bunch..but sadly,after being driven out and having their kids captured,their women ravished,and their land plundered.They became a vengeful bunch,out for blood.and the poor dinosaurs were the first to go, to make way for the hate these evil limes brought...And over the centuries they were known to have terrorized humans,kill livestock,etc etc..in a nutshell,they were bad ass.but over the years,due to poor health care,and absence of health insurance,their numbers dwindled.sadly, the last evil lime death was recorded in central Guinea in 1977..As of today evil limes are known by different names,eg: El Diablime in Latin America and parts of Mexico,kwaad kalk in parts of Africa,ác vôi in Vietnam,and evil niggers in some parts of the USA..

-the evil lime journal "dawn of terror",1987


Below are steps on how to re-create a rough imitation of an evil lime,enjoy:





1) Get a lime..an old one perhaps.







2) draw in details..careful not to be sloppy.( lime spirits may get mad)








3) MUAHAHAHAHA!!!,I IS GUNNA EATZ UR CATZ,AND PEE ON UR DOG.




Evil limes,though evil,have their uses to society.For example:





1) to protect your belongings,from being stolen.



2) To prevent unwanted people from sleepin in your bed.



3) To thwart food thieves.




4) To prevent your seat from being taken away..

And many other uses!!!..

All in all,though evil limes are abbhorently evil,they're still bad ass and nice to have around..so,go make ur evil lime today!!....