Lolapaloooza.

well whuddup ya'll..i stopped putting up pretentious videos of myself..it got boring after awhile,and people were starting to be like "*yawn*..him again,what's he even saying man..i can't hear him.dumbass..what, he thinks he's some kinda talkshow host now,with his weird accented english,such a wannabe".etc etc.things like that..hurts my feelings.LOL..feelings!.something i use to have once upon a time..

But yeah,i was on facebook a couple of hours ago( yes ok,i need my facebook fix everyday,or shall i say my crackbook fix.LOLOLOL..man im not funny :'( )...so anyway i was on,and i saw a few of my friends liked this one page of John Abraham.To those who don't know,i hate the living guts of the Bollywood film industry.i think the plot's crap,the scenery's crap,the storyline's crap,the whole breaking out into a colourful jig almost at a drop of a banana leaf meal (lol,i make farney) with backup dancers magically popping out from thin air and possibly little crevices from the ground is also..well crap.but the one thing or person shall i say,that i don't think is crap is John Abraham.He's the sort of guy that i'd turn insanely gay for.I couldn't give a crap about his movies.it's still bollywood anyway.but for john,well he's just a beautiful man altogether. .so yeah anyway,he's one really good looking chap.yey for him.and so i went to that page my friends liked, his fan page..so i was like ok,lets look around..and after like 10 minutes,i came upon this realization..that firstly,the page wasn't his.because he was replying to every comment that he got,with such deplorable English.i mean,mine's not good either but i get by,but man.the atrocity of that impersonator.well,it's bad enough you're impersonating someone,at least do it with proper English will ya.Eg: fan: john you're so cool,i love ur movies bla bla bla, John: thanking very much for support dear fan,i loving u much..something along those lines you know.lol...
secondly i also realized,that Indians in India are pretty much retarded.well not all of them.but most of the 10,000 delusional saps liking his page..They were so oblivious it wasn't him.they went on and on professing their undying love for some impersonator,who could well have been a balding pedophile,with chlamydia,back hair.and a nasty butt fungal infestation..i mean man,get a hold of yourselves people.that's not even him..

thirdly,i also stumbled on another epiphany.that most of the people waiting to spread their legs for him,were well..men.really2 creepy looking men...I'm not even trying to be vulgar here..but damn..one old white guy,hailing from The Democratic Republic of Fagoslovia i believe, described John as a very good looking and "sensual man"..umm yeah,you don't describe another man as being "sensual" unless you want to be locked in a sweaty intimate embrace with him, and have his body grinding against yours, while violently pulling out clumps of each others chest hair ..i have nothing against same sex relationships regardless of what some sects say,but i lolled so hard at that one...
well moving on,fourthly, i don't know how to describe it,but a lot of people out there actually think they are john abraham..i mean,just because they grew their hair into an uncombable mess,and had sunglasses on,they actually had some freakin cheek to upload pictures of themselves..and even asked "john" to rate them..some had their shirts off exposing a gag worthy mix of potbelly and stomach hair..some were literally just made up of hair..almost like they were the product of a half human/ half sloth-bear hybrid..But i admire their confidence though,with their jeans,shirtless and staring into the distant horizon,hoping some big time producer with no life would come across them in john's page..Oh oh,and better yet!.some even had videos of themselves posted up.as if their pictures were not a handful enough..one guy who told john to "CHAK( yes,spelling, not one of their attributes) out my arms ",had a 30 second video of him just flexing his fat arm,up and down,up and down it went.biceps done,triceps done,ok biceps again,and now triceps,oh look a cookie,nom nom,where was i oh ya right biceps,triceps.for like 30 long seconds...i don't exactly know what he was trying to prove.but dude..seriously,what do want?,a cholesterol level check?..lolol..the same guy also had another video which he told "john" to CHAK out..it was just him.with sunglasses on,in his living room.that was it.he turned the camera on.went to the far end.then came back to turn it off..what a buffoon..lol.

well I'm no Einstein,but the page was made up of extremely silly people who probably lived or are still living on a dream of making it big in the silver screen some fine sunny day.It doesn't matter if ur so out of shape,that your blood test says fat+,or or you're so bad looking( like me :'( ) that the SPCA tried to adopt you,then decided to just put you to sleep instead,or even if the government gazetted your hairy potbelly as a natural habitat for swamp rats so on and so forth.if u believe and shamelessly put your pics and videos up on fake celebrity pages,one fine day,maybe,just maybe you'll make it somehow.lol. .

but yeah,anyway..I'm out..smell ya'll later...