Sunday, January 23, 2011

The funniest thing

Right so i just arrived on the last flight from kk about an hour just now..I couldn't bear to sit on a 7 hour bus ride again,which would have possibly dislocated my hip in like 3 places..All in all the trip was OK..it's like i didn't even feel it..3 days ain't that much anyway..i was with azizi the whole time,and Ann rather intermittently..right,so i don't think I'm gonna talk about the whole trip.it was ok..But i am going to talk about a hilarious incident thought.well,hilarious for me at least..

so i went to the Watson's located in one Borneo mall just now..Just looking around,and i remembered i needed contact lens solution.because,you know,all the cool kids are doing it these days.lol.But still not cool when i do it.oh poo..lol.but anyway,i was at the counter paying  for the solution,when i heard this kid next to me rambling on in mandarin.the kid was as Chinese as they come ok.and I'm as Indian as it gets.so you get my drift..And i looked at this child, rather puzzled,because as ya'll know,mandarin is as foreign to me as any Indian language is..but i did make out the word koko( no clue if i spelt it write) which means brother..and then i realized this kid was pointing to the stack of lollipops by the counter.and was asking for one..I was gonna get him one,cuz he looked so sad,but he scurried off the next minute to god knows where.And then i realized maybe his parents wouldn't really like the fact that some strange indiano is buying their kid sweets..almost Michael Jackson like..lol.but i was like lol,weird kid.and the cashier just smiled at me at the very odd occurrence..so whatever,i paid for it and when i received my change i just casually remarked " alaa,budak tu.mau gula-gula pula"..then the cashier gave me a very puzzled looked,almost like a WTF look?.and said 'eh,saya sangka tu anak kau???,bukankah?."..LOL..i was like" HAH?..it took me like 30 seconds to register,before blurting out," kau serious ka????!!?.anak aku?.kau tak hairan ka warna sama rupa kami lain?.hahaha" i lolled so much,i even lolled in the flight back home..the cashier was horrifed,and gave  a rather meek,'eh sorry sorry"..lol..it would have taken a chinese lady with really2 superior,almost  dominant like genes,to pop out a child which would have looked 100% like her and nothing like me though...

But then it kinda dawned on me,and kinda screwed with my emotions.dammit..i look like someones dad!!!,for god sakes..*^*$#%^!!..regardless if the damn kid looks anything like me..damn..but yeah..peace..:(..

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