OK i don't know why..but i think I'm cursed with creepy people around me.Well not all..but some..but those few are enough to creep the heck outa myself..well for this post.I'm gonna talk about my delivery guy..sometimes when i run out of food,i have to order a delivery right..so yeah..things are fine,till the delivery guy arrives..sometimes i pray it's not them delivering my meal.
The guy from kfc thinks he's delivering for the Mob.He comes all gangsta like,with my chicken.and i swear one day,he's gonna just throw the chicken at my face..he seems like an angry young man,full of raw unadulterated rage.and I'm pretty sure one day this conversation will take place:"HERE SIR!!,ENJOY IT DAMMITTTT!!!..YOU WILL EAT IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT OR ELSE I'M GONNA STICK IT SO FAR UP UR BUTT,YOU"LL TASTE IT,I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER!!.RAWRRR!!!"..man, anger issues much..and he waits for the money like how mob goons wait for theirs i guess..with a dirty scowl on his face,nose upwards.all while sizing me up..man.i do hope another person comes next time..
And this other shop that i order from is well i don't know how to exactly put it.The delivery boy does not have anger issues,but somewhat,a rather different kind of issue..as soon as i open the door.he just stares at me.without any notion of wanting to hand me the food..and we have this little staring match for like 10 seconds.But he always wins..,I'm not even competition for him.his intensity is phenomenal.it's like he freakin trains to stare at me everyday..he looks into my eyes.bores into my soul,and i swear he tries to suck it out every single time.And one day he will,i do not doubt that possibility.:(...
WTH man,who the heck has that kind of ability to stare at another human being like that??.Freakin jaguars don't even stare that long when they're stalking their prey.It's downright creepy.and every single time, i kid you not,i have to be like,you gonna give me that food or do you want me grab it from you?.jeez Mann..i have no idea what his problem is..he looks like a deer caught in headlights..like I'm the truck barreling down towards him at 100 mph..sigh..
or is it something about my face?.It gets me thinking every time..well i know i ain't exactly Calvin Klein summer wear, model material ,but come on man,it's not like i have a flower horn forehead ..or frigging look like the golem from the lord of the rings..i just really want my food.that's all..:(..and for the icing on the cake,he always never has change..dude,maybe if you quit staring,you'd actually remember to bring change next time..sigh..another poignant reminder of the things i have to deal with..meh..have a good day..freaking Staring McGee just delivered food..peace..
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