right,so today i have learnt how exactly my dad "does the dishes"..see every now and then,the family has to do their own dishes after meals.normally on days the domestic help lol jk,slave!!..(lolol.I'm kidding,man!.)..has her off days,or decides to ditch us for a "better" life by returning to Indonesia and spend the remainder of her life in a papuan jungle hunting wild monkeys with a spear while at the same time evading a hungry jaguar.( what,this is what i think of their fate when they unceremoniously dump us and go AWOL)
so yeah,so the maid had her off today,hence my dad and i had to do the dishes,since the mother is outta town. ..so apparently this is how my dad does his dish.,yes he has only one dish to wash..so yeah,he merely sprinkles some water on it,and splashes some dish washing soap and takes flight..And guess who has to finish the job..wth..and for the icing on the cake,the damn water doesn't come out in a glorious burst like they show on TV or a normal persons house for that matter,but sadly in a very weak trickle,almost grudgingly, like it has to be prodded out of the tap or something.i swear the water from the tank moves into the house pipes and taps along with the earth's movement around it's axis.slow as hell..
but anyway,yours truly has to wash not only his dish,but all the dirty pots and pans...and i swear to god,my dad hides dirty plates around the house for times like these.cuz just when i think I'm gonna be done,lo and behold,he pulls out more plates which i didn't even remember seeing on the table.WTH???!.and when I'm almost done with that too,while contemplating all the fun I'm gonna have once dishes are done,TADAAAAA ,more stanky greasy plates for you dear boy!.WASH IT,WASH IT ALLLLLLL!!!!,MAUHHAHAUAHUAHA!.lololololol...
Inside i would be like:
But in real life:
LoL,i guess it's a fare exchange,he brings home the bacon and sees to it that i don't starve under a bridge somewhere.and i do the dishes,or what ever chores that may be.meh....bye...
so yeah,so the maid had her off today,hence my dad and i had to do the dishes,since the mother is outta town. ..so apparently this is how my dad does his dish.,yes he has only one dish to wash..so yeah,he merely sprinkles some water on it,and splashes some dish washing soap and takes flight..And guess who has to finish the job..wth..and for the icing on the cake,the damn water doesn't come out in a glorious burst like they show on TV or a normal persons house for that matter,but sadly in a very weak trickle,almost grudgingly, like it has to be prodded out of the tap or something.i swear the water from the tank moves into the house pipes and taps along with the earth's movement around it's axis.slow as hell..
but anyway,yours truly has to wash not only his dish,but all the dirty pots and pans...and i swear to god,my dad hides dirty plates around the house for times like these.cuz just when i think I'm gonna be done,lo and behold,he pulls out more plates which i didn't even remember seeing on the table.WTH???!.and when I'm almost done with that too,while contemplating all the fun I'm gonna have once dishes are done,TADAAAAA ,more stanky greasy plates for you dear boy!.WASH IT,WASH IT ALLLLLLL!!!!,MAUHHAHAUAHUAHA!.lololololol...
Inside i would be like:
But in real life:
LoL,i guess it's a fare exchange,he brings home the bacon and sees to it that i don't starve under a bridge somewhere.and i do the dishes,or what ever chores that may be.meh....bye...
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