50's quotable Fb captions

yo whuddup..so i was looking at 50 cent's facebook page a lil while back.i was looking at his photo album.just chilling and looking at pics taken by him..More than the pics,his captions are rather hilarious albeit dirty.but still worth a laugh..and he doesn't even bother to be modest about his fame, wealth,and hey looks too while he's at it.lol..so below are some of his photo captions,enjoy:.

                          What kinda ass hole would hate on this kinda beauty look at me. Lol

                                                                    Who said I don't have a heart. Lol

                              
                                  I'm designing a house now. I have a good idea. Lol

                                                  
                                                  A half a mill for lunch anyone ?lol

This what you look like after a night in vegas when you have real
money to blow. Lol

This is me bruce willis and randy couture. Hahaha I can't see shit
but my teeth in this picture.lol

• Life is what you make it. Make it better

• Look at my grandpa having breakfast. He kick me out his house said
  ain't enough room for both us lol( i guess 50 owns that house)

• This me and David Guetta in the studio we just made a big hit for his album suckers lol 

• Ok look I hurt my neck having rough sex. I haven't been my self
  lately Lol

• I love music I listen till it just comes out its a gift. I thank
  god for music and my d*ck size.lol

• I'm now registered as a bone marrow donor

oh that 50,so humble and modest in his daily undertakings.lol..seriously though..like a boss..:D