Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Look i can write lame lyrics too.

so just now i got a load of Rebbecca Black's friday..the song insulted my intelligence so badly,i thought i had to register myself for special needs after that..seriously..Who came up with her lyrics..friday friday friday,partay and partay and partay,fun fun fun..kicking in the front seat,kicking in the back seat,gotta make my mind up,which seat can i take?..hello newsflash,they shouldn't have even been sitting in a car,moreover driving.13 year olds aren't supposed to drive!.lol..she sounds like she has two fighting chipmunks instead of vocal cords though..she overused her nasal twang mostly..lol..but the video went viral on you tube..love her,hate her..i don't know.she's cute-ish...but that's about it i guess.lol..so here i am with my own lyrics.lol!..


7am woke up in the morning with shooting pains,
feels like my abdomen got run over by trains,
felt like my bladder would explode,
have to find a loo or i will implode,
gotta take a piss can't hold it in,
can't reach the loo  have to piss in a bin,


oh,kickin on the toilet seat,
sitting on the toilet seat,
why can't i piss,oh right I'm sitting,
I'm a boy forgot i was not shitting,


 pissing,pissing,
don't have to sit down for pissin,
feels so good,i can just stand for pissin,pissin,
don't have to get down for pissin,
clap your hands,oh wait you need it for pissin.


partyin and  partyin(hee haw)
in the bathroom,in the bathoom(moo).
fun,fun,fun fun,
oh im done with pissin,


8am,oh god that was one long piss,
pissed so fast,but how could i miss,
oh right,that damn clappin,took one big risk,
now it's one big mess,this seems like a test,
screw that,cuz I'm nothing more than a pest,
i piss,make a mess,,leave so don't test this pest,
or I'll piss on you,and run with the rest,
I'm awesome and what i do,i am the best


ah geeez.enough is enough.the lameness is overwhelming.lololol..anyway,yeah bye..


















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