Well..today I'm gona talk about a certain way of life most people,or should i say,men in India practice when at the beach..see,the good lord bestowed upon us all,the idea of swim wear..so men worked on that idea,and created appropriate attire when at the beach,so certain parts don't show and blind the eyes of other beach goers..but see,Indian men here in India..most of them i guess have not heard much about the idea of swimming trunks,or heck even modesty...so normally when i think i want to swim,i always wear long pants and nothing less.gone were the days i would have proudly gone in swimming trunks..But when i was in Goa..The horror..the horror my eyes had to see was unimaginable...
Indian men here think it's ok to go about the beach in their cotton underpants..Yes..and ya'll know what happens when cotton gets soaked in water..they tend to stick to your skin..so yes.I hope yall get the picture,of the atrocities by eyes had to behold..worse!,when a group of them walked by..strutting about like proud peacocks,holding each others hand..and then they stop almost on cue like,just scanning for faces that made the mistake of looking at them..it's gross..seriously..from a scale of 1-10,with 10 being the worse..I'd rate the experience as 12..they just don't care..i mean,it's fine for kids i guess.but when you're like 50,fat,and go to the beach with your wife and kids.wearing underwear is just not acceptable anymore..unless you're trying to get a job at chip 'n' dale's...which obviously you wouldn't get either..so yeah..the things i put my eyes through sometimes..I'm really2 sorry...so here are some pictures as to the abomination I'm talking about,enjoy..but please don't enjoy too much.lol..btw,i was not being a perv,but somethings had to be addressed..LOL.and what can i do,these people were walking in front of me.lol..
Oh baby!..watch me float...
HMMM..when i stretch like this,my bum feels windy..i wonder why..
I'm too sexy for my pants,to sexy for my shirt,to sexy it hurts..(btw this guy kinda knew we were talking pictures of him,cuz after sometime,he realized our camera lights flashing..he didn't mind.he stood and posed even.my eyes melted in it's socket and my brain died.).
The band of brothers.
oh yeah..i gagged so bad here,i tasted my lunch all over again..
Just chillin in my underpants...no big deal..
Indian men here think it's ok to go about the beach in their cotton underpants..Yes..and ya'll know what happens when cotton gets soaked in water..they tend to stick to your skin..so yes.I hope yall get the picture,of the atrocities by eyes had to behold..worse!,when a group of them walked by..strutting about like proud peacocks,holding each others hand..and then they stop almost on cue like,just scanning for faces that made the mistake of looking at them..it's gross..seriously..from a scale of 1-10,with 10 being the worse..I'd rate the experience as 12..they just don't care..i mean,it's fine for kids i guess.but when you're like 50,fat,and go to the beach with your wife and kids.wearing underwear is just not acceptable anymore..unless you're trying to get a job at chip 'n' dale's...which obviously you wouldn't get either..so yeah..the things i put my eyes through sometimes..I'm really2 sorry...so here are some pictures as to the abomination I'm talking about,enjoy..but please don't enjoy too much.lol..btw,i was not being a perv,but somethings had to be addressed..LOL.and what can i do,these people were walking in front of me.lol..
HMMM..when i stretch like this,my bum feels windy..i wonder why..
I'm too sexy for my pants,to sexy for my shirt,to sexy it hurts..(btw this guy kinda knew we were talking pictures of him,cuz after sometime,he realized our camera lights flashing..he didn't mind.he stood and posed even.my eyes melted in it's socket and my brain died.).
oh yeah..i gagged so bad here,i tasted my lunch all over again..
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