The festival of lights..And how i hate it.

SO yeah.Diwali came and went here in india...And i can tell you this,Diwali can and will be the most stressful time for foreigners and to some extent,animals...with the endless stream of fireworks..one can only feel the need to rip their ears and auditory canals out of their heads..Or on a less violent note,invest in earplugs...

The streets are filled with crazed lunatics setting off fireworks/firecrackers etc etc..Trying to have a leisurely walk is a death wish...It's like walking in the streets of Baghdad..The pollution levels increases ten fold..the air is putrid with the smell of smoke,and your eyes tend to water and burn...so yeah,if the value of your life is negligible,then hell yeah!..come to india.

I wish i took pictures though..but i did not feel like ending my life anytime soon..so screw pics..And this morons,tend to light one of those badboys just as you're walking past them..I came up with this well thought of formula.."the lighting of a firecracker is directly proportional to how close a person is to it"..They dont care if they take ur eye out..It's diwali anyway!.weee i guess..jackasses..As for me,i spent diwali in my room.being the recluse that i am,it gives my soul joy and my mind peace to be in my room.
And these pigs!..they think im some kinda rat that needs to be pushed out of hiding or something..I dont know who's damn idea was it,but they suddenly thought themselves as savants i guess,when they decided to get me out by lighting firebombs.yes,thats what i call it..firebombs..The intensity and magnitude of the explosion is so loud,you'd actually hear it a km away,outside my room..

Im glad i didnt wet myself when the bombs went off..:(...I did not come out anyway..they lit like 3 and went away..My one and only desire that time,was to hope those freaking bombs went off in their hands..muahaha...or even worse,somehow went off in their pants..that would be sweet.then they wouldn't be able to help produce little jackasses as themselves in future..oh one day i shall get my revenge..And it would be sweet...

Anyway,that's that..fireworks are still going off..Probably till late nite..The streets would look like a war had taken place..But who cares..Everyone's happy...Except me..
damn you diwali...

bye!..