So long my friend,
May your paths be lit by the light of a thousand moons,
lead the blind,and hear for the deaf,talk for the mute,
and walk for the handicapped,
In sand,our footprints lay imprinted, blown away by the slightest breeze,
and on stone our travels are carved,to be told to others who take this path.
the silent journey,left unspoken,heard by men,told by hearts
words so sharp,akin to the talons of the mighty peregrine,
shreds the heart,into a million bits,
A heated exchange,this is how it feels,to be burnt by the mighty Vulcan,
A teardrop,seeps through the sands.merges with the desert's core.
And vanishes..For i whisper my goodbye's to the wind,letting it be carried away,i bid you farewell fellow wanderer,and may peace be upon you.
SO yeah.Diwali came and went here in india...And i can tell you this,Diwali can and will be the most stressful time for foreigners and to some extent,animals...with the endless stream of fireworks..one can only feel the need to rip their ears and auditory canals out of their heads..Or on a less violent note,invest in earplugs...
The streets are filled with crazed lunatics setting off fireworks/firecrackers etc etc..Trying to have a leisurely walk is a death wish...It's like walking in the streets of Baghdad..The pollution levels increases ten fold..the air is putrid with the smell of smoke,and your eyes tend to water and burn...so yeah,if the value of your life is negligible,then hell yeah!..come to india. I wish i took pictures though..but i did not feel like ending my life anytime soon..so screw pics..And this morons,tend to light one of those badboys just as you're walking past them..I came up with this well thought of formula.."the lighting of a firecracker is directly proportional to how close a person is to it"..They dont care if they take ur eye out..It's diwali anyway!.weee i guess..jackasses..As for me,i spent diwali in my room.being the recluse that i am,it gives my soul joy and my mind peace to be in my room.
And these pigs!..they think im some kinda rat that needs to be pushed out of hiding or something..I dont know who's damn idea was it,but they suddenly thought themselves as savants i guess,when they decided to get me out by lighting firebombs.yes,thats what i call it..firebombs..The intensity and magnitude of the explosion is so loud,you'd actually hear it a km away,outside my room..
Im glad i didnt wet myself when the bombs went off..:(...I did not come out anyway..they lit like 3 and went away..My one and only desire that time,was to hope those freaking bombs went off in their hands..muahaha...or even worse,somehow went off in their pants..that would be sweet.then they wouldn't be able to help produce little jackasses as themselves in future..oh one day i shall get my revenge..And it would be sweet...
Anyway,that's that..fireworks are still going off..Probably till late nite..The streets would look like a war had taken place..But who cares..Everyone's happy...Except me..
damn you diwali...
bye!..
1. 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
2.A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Death is hereditary.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Keep honking. I'm reloading.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
What's the speed of dark?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Hmm..well here i am..writing again,with no possible direction or aims...
I wish i had something to write about..oh ok,maybe i can write a few things about my friends..umm my real friends that is..i really have them!.no lies..i'll leave the fictional ones out..for now..soo let me begin,
in Malaysia,i have a few really2 close friends..pals,chums,buddies..whatever you wanna name them..And the inglorious bunch consists of Ann rachel,sanjay N,Mohd sufri,Aizatul naem and ZAhrin..these are some of my closest confidantes there..Ann,i've known her since forever.a free spirited, rambunctious girl with personality to brighten up an entire room.I've known her since like what,the fourth grade?..we became much closer after secondary school though,when she moved to our school...Oh the endless banter we'd have bout anything,crazy jokes,late night chats over lekor and drinks..lol..pleasent memories..And with Ann,there is sanjay..A life long member of our loony bin lot..I've known him since we were 13..All of us just click,that's how we get along as smoothly as a well oiled door..we hate the same people,we like the same things..i guess that's one of the ingredients to a retardedly eventful friendship..like sufri,naem and zahrin too,these are the people i could rely upon if at all the need arises..
Sufri is like one of the family..my parents adore him..He is the self proclaimed 4th child of the family..But no one's complaining..lol..He,sanjay,zahrin are more like brothers than anything..and i adore all of them,ann included too. ,And like naem,even though we have not met for a few years now we still keep in touch using the net.nothing has changed much.He's still the humble chap that i used to know.Thats y i love the guy too.*no homo*,,..Besides that,i have this one friend..i've met her once,but i chat with her almost every time im online.Debra..she's a fine person with proper values encrypted in her..A friend that i equally adore like the rest..And as much as i enjoy chatting with her,i equally enjoy her companionship.Hopefully i'll get to see her more,in future..and oh,not to forget the ever adorable amanda shia.lol.this girl cracks me up.I think she's one of the few people who actually read my blogs when she does..Tribute to you Amanda,nah bangga kah?..lol...she's a good friend..more like that cheeky little sister i never had..haha.yup,enjoy everytime i chat with you..sure wrap each session up with laughter.And i should mention a couple of E-buddies i have.I mean,i dont see them in real life that much anymore,but i still do keep in contact with them though..like nicole..ahh who'd ever forget dear old nic..we met in penang.she's a clown!..lol..ok she's not,but i'd want her to be one.hehe..she's in sarawak now,miri..bless her heart.lol..Sometimes she's blur,but she's a good person to be around with.and yes id have to admit,i am fond of her..in that crazy little way..oh and she leaves me comments on this site too..lol,bless her for that..haha.Then there's vennila Aurora.
she has the nicest stories to tell..She's gone to england now.Good luck to her on her endevour..i do wish her nothing but the best.ANd ahhh kiranjit..the pretty lass who never seems to think she is..:D..so lovable,and happy!..yet serious other times..
a good friend who'd lend an ear whenever one needs it..you gota love her for being kiran..Thats what i think..She's in Aussie now..Again,all the best to her!..
And in india,i have a bunch of them..let me think, there's harjee,lakshmi,tarun,arun,suhas,and on the malaysian side,we have good ol chris and deeba. to name a few..folks that i spend most of my time with.I love u guys!..again No homo!..suhas i dont get too see that often anymore..but the rest,i see almost everyday..Again,i can count on these few for anything,and be at peace knowing that they are there..Just the thought of that,gives me an added sense of thankfulness.As for chris and deeba..well,they are some of the nicest people i've come across in india.As for chris,he exudes simplicity and the charm sabahans are known for..Very down to earth and humble in all his undertakings.a piece of sabah,right here in india..lol,atleast i can speak sabah malay with him here too..hehe..and as for deeba,she's real sweet..she's chris's friend.as nice as he him too.and oh so easily tickled!.there's nothing nicer to see than a happy girl..lol. All in all,i love my friends..like how i love eggs..not the raw ones..
or the ones that come out of reptiles..like lizards..are lizards reptiles?..yeah,anyway like chicken eggs..i like them fried..depends..sometimes boiled..omg,can u boil an egg then fry it?..what would happen to it?..sweet,i should try that..froil it.yeah..im a genius!..oh wait,damn,i thought i was talking bout friends..shit..gotta work on my attention span..sigh..
oh well,i thought I'd upload a picture for this blog..so here u are:
I dunno,a sleeping porcupine was pretty random..but heck,what beats a
sleeping porcupine?,oh wait dammit,a sleeping armadillo should..
But alas,i did upload a pic,i didn't say it had to be relevant now did i.so
sue me..
Lol,bye!
