Yo momma

A compilation of really mean yo momma jokes...(not to be used on anyone's momma,unless they deserve it)

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat we're in her right now

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.


Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her.

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER..

Yo mama so fat that her passport pictures had to be by arial view


Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace tried to throw her back in

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures